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move the cat

An otherwise-pointless and often repetitive action that stands in the way of what you are actually trying to accomplish. So named for a cat’s habit of sitting on your keyboard when you are trying to type, and continually returning when taken off of it.
I want to cook a nice meal for myself, but my roommate left her papers all over the kitchen counter again. I’m getting tired of constantly having to move the cat.
by Sideroxylonreclinatum July 19, 2023
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tip cat

The local tip cat. Ready to scrap anything and everything that enters the tip.

Preferably ginger.

Used to describe an angry little mate.
Fuck me, whose the tip cat fighting now!?
by PenCat March 11, 2015
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porch cat

Much like a porch monkey, labeling/insulting chiggers instead of niggers.
"Look at that porch cat, eating rice, reppin' the NY hat thinking he's tough shit"
by WilkieWeagle October 27, 2008
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Kevin The Cat Bitch

Aka: Matt. He tends to flirt with little children while off- duty. He’s a bitch. Big bitch. Kevin talks shit and won’t do shit. Because he’s a bitch.
Who’s that weirdo? Oh, just kevin the cat bitch
by meh name Jeff July 13, 2019
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Cat

Cute adorable animals that live in your house until thier life is over I live cats 🐱🐱🐱
by Zoed111 March 1, 2018
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fat cat

by FATCAT!! May 24, 2019
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Markike Cat

Basically Markai Cat

If you don't know who she is
She's a pedo, racist, a cheater, really fucking weird
Person 1: Wow! Its markai cat!
Me: No its markike cat you twat
by hugefatcocklol November 28, 2020
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