Cat attack

When a cat stares at your soul waiting to attack at the right moment.

The cat stares for 1 hour you stand still doing nothing. 5 hours later the cat brings out his claws. 5 more hours later the cat attack jumps at your face Scratching your eye,nose and mouth. the cat scratches your hand has you try to grab the cat. The cat leaps out of your face blood dripping on your face. You try to get the bandages but it still bleeding so you wrap your face in toilet paper and go to sleep. You wake up and you die. The screen shows game over. You punched the computer screen Then you said: fuck this I'm gonna play another game

by TheCuteBlackCat April 22, 2021

Effing the cat

Referring to the driver of a car or motor vehicle.

Kee loves effing the cat on long road trips.

Who ever is effing the cat picks the music.

by Fridge_666 July 11, 2024

my dog your cat

A light way of saying you want fuck a sensitive millennial girl without crossing her slut boundaries

Your tits are hot, omg I wanna play, my dog your cat.

by Birdboymotherfluffer June 15, 2022

nyan cat image

an image of nyan cat

I saw this nyan cat image!

by hhhhhhjh November 21, 2016

higher than a cats ass

Too faded.

Devontleroy: Man that is some gooood chronic.

Javeonleon III: Yes. you look higher than a cats ass.

by cutthecards December 20, 2023

KETCHUP CAT

A creature so vile they will defile hashbrowns by loading a mountain of ketchup on them. This is typical of the domesticated game playing Cat of USA.

He liked ketchup everything. Ketchup smeared on his hash browns, bananas and body. He was a Ketchup Cat.

by CivilWarForAll November 14, 2020

cat

an animal

"i got a cat"

by intotheUnkOwn November 26, 2021