Cats

The definition of purrfect.
Cats are the most wonderful thing in the world and no one can change my mind.

Cats are amazing

by miniisepic January 15, 2022

Cat Pfp’s

anyone with a cat pfp loves and wants to makeout with cross man.

“Oh I Have a Cat pfp’s? it just signifies i want to makeout with cross man.”

by Yicri September 15, 2021

cat tongue

a chocolate candy usually found in europe, asia and south america that's shaped like a weird dumbbell but tastes absolutely fire. it's nothing but chocolate, so very picky eater friendly.

my grandma brought some cat tongues from čzech republic, i love her

by ilikesciencemorethanyoudo July 27, 2025

Takelo Cat

A deez nuts joke. Using a nonexistent breed of felines.

A) Hey don’t go any further, there’s a wild Takelo Cat. B) Takelo Cat? A) Takelocat deez nuts!

by CosierRope1 June 5, 2022

Cat got your thumb?

In Messaging, a subtle inquiry as to whether the other party composes text and thoughts at the same crawl.

This is not a trick question (long pause)... Cat got your thumb?

by Zappin' Nap April 29, 2021

Cat Distribution System

A nickname for the phenomenon of cats commonly entering the lives of their owners in unexpected or mysterious ways, as if a higher power is “distributing cats” among the populous.

There was a cute tabby under my front porch yesterday and I decided to adopt her! I guess the cat distribution system picked me.

by Sacyrus December 15, 2023

Cat

A gift by god domesticated by humans long ago. They are quite sneaky and there’s one outside my home who comes by every Friday. They are also liked by desperate teens, but cats are above that level anyway.

I just got a cat!
2: You mean a furry fruit?

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 4, 2021