red

1. when u see a bitch an' she so damn ratchet bitchy that u gotta call her out on dat shit and slap her tha fuk up till she be red
2. A woman who is so insanely bitchy that you want to hit her repetitively until she becomes the aforesaid color.

1. dayyyyummmm dis bitch so red every n*gga in dis room wanna slap da bitch up like stfu bitch u so red
2. Honey, stop being so red or I will slap you the f*ck up and take away your pony.

by lifrasc February 24, 2014

Red Baron

a man that has a huge mustache and teaches math at mountain empire community college in big stone gap virginia. he has no expression on his face and is ready to throw a math sign at you at any point in time. he also is a great pizza maker. name- mr Allguyer.

matt- dude did u see the stare the red baron gave me today.
kelly- yes man, he was ready to strike on your ass

by justin vanover October 16, 2007

Turning Red Movie

When you have gone mad.

Peoples mouths are huge.

crap this is weird, if you have watched the Turning Red movie you are going mad.

by oweijf;lsdakj;flkajsd;f May 5, 2023

Red Light Kisses

An ancient game created in the mountains of Tibet. Every time your car stops at a red light, you owe your lover a kiss for every red light in field of vision. If a stop light is missed, kisses stack!

Oh god! I owe my boyfriend like 100 red light kisses.

by VeggieDance April 8, 2025

cut the red tape

a 90's term for quit fooling around, made popular by sailor moon.

Goldilocks: i'm pregnant.
Little red riding hood: orly? is baby bear paying child support?
Goldilocks: cut the red tape, red, this is serious shit!

by Stupidly Sophisticated February 14, 2014

red water rafting

Fucking a chick on the rag and making her squirt, getting it splashed onto your face resembling a white water rafting ride.

Todd was unable to make her squirt, so Mike hopped on and showed him how to do some red water rafting.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

Red Diesel

Normal diesel that is dyed red and for off road use only (so you pay no tax on it)

You’ll be able to run that on red diesel, just don’t get pulled!

by Shaaaaaaag October 13, 2022