Penis

An object attached to the male body that ejects semen and urine. They all come in different shapes, sizes, and colors.
When a man gets into the shower, the first thing he "bathes" is his penis.
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You looked this up because you were bored, didn't you?
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damn zack has a one inch wonder

damn that’s a small penis
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The sexual organ ment to excrete urine and release sperm in the form of cum.
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A South African snake of the Viperidae Family. Its skin pattern varies geographically, but it is most often a speckled brown. Its venom is deadly to humans with mortality rate of 52%.
Goodness gracious Marty! What have I told you about that Penis! If I see it out of its cage one more time you are going to have to get rid of it!
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An either long or short substance attatched to the crotch of a human body used for Peeing, Jerking Off, or cumming and sex.
Jeremy has a very short penis
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A penis is a thing to make fuckin baby's and you screw your chick with it then she is like, yaaa ya ya ya fuck me babe faster.
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