HOOCHIE MAN

THE GUY TO TAKES THE FINE DRUNK BZ HOME AND HANDLES BIZ. HAS STANDARDS BUT JSUT LOOKEN FOR A QUICK NUT NO EMOTINAL ATTACHMENTS JUST HIT IT AND QUITE IT (BROTHER TO TROJAN MAN)

HOOCHIE: IM SO DRUNK I DONT KNOW HOW IM GETTING HOME.
-SWHHOOOSH-HOOCHIE MAN !!!! : DONT TRIP GIRL ILL TAKE CARE OF YOU

by "HOOCHIE MAN" April 24, 2009

man burrito

a man burrito is simply a PENIS and a person that eats a man burrito is a person that enjoys giving felacio to guys...in particular gay guys. They are looking for what is called the "souor cream"

Man, those guys Sam and Marty sure like the man burrito, they must like sour cream a whole lot!

by Lui October 27, 2005

Man U

The best football team in England also the biggest football stadium in the country excluding Wembley!

Man U, Theatre of Dreams, United Way, Manchester

by lucy66669 March 9, 2008

real man

non existant being. One of the myths that can be joined with, but not limited to Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and god.

There is no such thing as a real man.

by Single White Female January 3, 2004

man flu

Also the male equivalent to a woman's fake headache -- though more widely used getting out of bad dates, chick flicks and other woman oriented activities than to avoid sex with the significant other.

"I am pretty sure Don gave me a man flu story because he didn't want to go to Sally's bridal shower with me."

by dudelookslikeachimp January 11, 2008

man whore

A man who will have sex with anything that is halfway decent and has a vagina.
aka James Siegfried

He went to Florida for a week, banged a chick, and his girlfriend is none the wiser. What a man whore.

by Cindy56989422158484 September 30, 2008

Man pon

When an enormously large turd comes out of your asshole and rips your butthole to shreds. Your butthole starts to bleed. To stop and absorb the bleeding you then shove toliet paper up your now torn ass.

"I have the worst man pon ever after I ate at Denny's." said Damian.

by Foodtown January 18, 2005