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You Jack System

Also known as the “Fuck You Jack System” where a person leaves behind a mess, does a half arsed job or just blatantly doesn’t give a fuck because they don’t care about the state of the job, task or place they are working because it will be someone else’s problem when they are gone.

Basically another way to call out people for being lazy flogs.
Sparky 1 - Jeez, cleaning these cable clippings will take forever…
Sparky 2 - Nah mate hasn’t anyone told you we work on the You Jack System!!!

New worker walks into communal kitchen and finds person has used and not replaced any of the paper towel, milk and left dirty dishes behind… thinks to themselves jeez these flogs work on the You Jack System here.
by Leader of the idiot parade January 29, 2024
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Jack

That one kid that no one liked in high school. He is very racist and is a massive bitch all the time. He always copies someone else’s work and never does anything by himself. He is insanely retarded and so nobody ever wants to talk to him. He has negative rizz and scares away all the women with his racism.
Look at Jack over there he can’t pull any bitches.
by Heterosexual white man March 14, 2024
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Jack back flan

when you place flans on a person's back and wank onto them until you cum and then they have to eat them
Matthew pulled a Jack back flan on me last night
by cumluvrrrr February 7, 2022
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Jack the Snacc

When you’re kinda hungry but kinda horny, so you shoot your load into your mouth for a nice little treat.
“Hey David, you want to get some dinner?”

“Nah I’m good- I have half a chubb so I’m just going to jack the snacc this time.”
by Rusty Tyrone February 26, 2020
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Jack cameron

An absolute fucking unit.

Built like a kangaroo and extremely sexualy frustrated.
Be afraid and grit your teeth because I'm coming in dry!
Only eats with his hands and only comes if he loves them.
Andrew: best masterbater about my technique is unmatched just like my lifting technique I'm so ripped bro

Mr mac: so sexy bro your such a Jack cameron
by Andy Pandy super handy February 18, 2022
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Jack DeVoll

Dude your a total Jack DeVoll
by IfuckedYourMother'sOnion March 15, 2016
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Jack

A crazy, influential, wild, and awful person, someone you must look out for. He might drive you up the bend or make you fall in love. In either situation never let him show you a trick with a cigarette or share a shower with you. He's too mad for that and you can do better!
Have you seen "Jack"?
by JulietPlymouth March 7, 2025
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