The Jack Searle Derby

Bristol Rovers vs Fleetwood Town
Jack Searle is a HUGE Fleetwood fan
Some of his mates support Bristol Rovers
Jack Searle is goat therefore it must be a derby

1: "Did you see Bristol Rovers got promoted yesterday"

2: "That's brilliant, we've got the Jack Searle derby back for next season"

by Heddo May 10, 2022

Gabby Jacked

When someone leaves their significant other for someone new and pulls out the uno reverse and goes right back. Curving the new party.

Dave was Gabby Jacked after he convinced Gabby to leave Jack for him. When one week later she returned to Jack.

by GLanes January 25, 2022

size jack

A person (male or female) who prefers average-sized penises.

Who do you think she slept with last weekend?
Probably William. She’s a size jack and he’s pretty average down there.

by MayContray January 9, 2021

Jack

Jack ass.

Person 1: “Who’s that?”
Person 2:” Jack......... ass.

by Can’tChing November 2, 2019

Jack

The sexiest man on Earth.

Person 1: Hey what are you doing tonight?
Person 2: I'm going to fuck Jack
Person 1: Lucky

by Subject_A5_The_Glue November 30, 2022

Jack

Jack is extremely cringy and no matter his age he always acts 10, fuck jack, fuckin pussy.

Why is he so immature?
Yup, thats a jack for you, fuckin pussy.

by jygewqfygf June 23, 2022

Jack Scratch

When a man grows out his facial hair, but not quite yet a beard to capture the 'sexy-hunk on a deserted island' look popularized by the "LOST" character Jack, played by actor Matthew Fox. The effect is multiplied by having a Medical Degree. See also Sawyer Scruff

Hot Girl #1- 'Hey, check out the guy by the pool table!'
Hot Girl #2- 'Mmmmm... nice eyes and Jack Scratch, just the way I like it! Grrrrr...'

by Clouddiver April 21, 2008