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swoop up and squat down

Not to be confused with the grim "legalese" term for the infamous auto-insurance-fraud procedure, this phrase refers to a totally-positive-and-pleasant action that you employ while interacting with small children. It begins when an eager innocent-minded pint-size comes racing towards you at full speed with a big grin and his arms held out; you therefore hastily reach down and swoop up said hurtling youngster in your arms while simultaneously "doing a quick one-eighty pirouette" to rapidly swing him around with you, as well, so that he doesn't lose much of his accumulated momentum. You then swiftly squat down again and deposit him back on his feet so that he can continue running as if nothing had stopped him or even slowed him down much.
About da only time dat you would not perform a "swoop up and squat down" is if da child either appears to be upset and thus needs comforting, or desires a quickie-cuddle ("To win in life's race, children need plenty of lap time"), in which case you should instead simply sit down and cradle said closeness-craving youngster on yer knee. Be sure to keep in mind, however, dat you may need to spend at least a few minutes at dis endeavor, even if da child merely wants a few seconds of "lovies", since any other observing youngsters in da general vicinity may notice said affectionate clasping and decide dat dey would like a little snuggle-time from you, as well. It's just like if a hot chick is allowing a mushy-hearted fellow to massage her pretty feet, and one or more other nice guys happen by and observe da fun activity; it may cause said girl-loving dudes to experience a sudden misty-eyed craving for cute toes, as well, and so said damsel may therefore be obliged to remain seated there for some time while all of da guys "take turns wif her tootsies", eventually leaving her feet totally "burnished and polished" from having all da callouses rubbed off from her slender soles.
by QuacksO June 8, 2019
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Kick it down

Dog command to sit or lay down
Dog' running around acting crazy' human "kick it down" dog sits
by Kongzilla March 17, 2023
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Down Bad

Down bad or downbad is most often used to refer to someone who is horny, but it can also mean that someone is experiencing intense non-sexual yearning.
Michel gave a twitch streamer 1,000,000 bits because he was down bad. He now live behind taco bell and looks like a 1 on a 1-10 male attractiveness scale.
by Bruhlwhat February 6, 2022
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Glow Down

POV alex after he go a haircut
"Did you see alex's new haircut?"
"Yea he had a glow down L skill issue"
by NotJewBoi69\ October 23, 2022
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Down for the blubber

Willing to have sex with a fat woman.
Bro, she was the size of a small state, but it was last call so I was down for the blubber.
by DaHolmes February 25, 2024
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strip down my throat

To force something down your throat.
Mainly drinks or shots
He stripped some shots down my throat.
I’ll strip some shots down your throat.
I strip down my throat a couple of shots.
by champagnebuts August 10, 2025
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Put The Shutters Down

When you're lured into someone's house under false presences, only for your host to 'let the shutters down'. Usually under the guise of a sporting event
I’ll put the shutters down on Saturday if we go back to mine to watch the rest of the games
by Jonas Macinroe October 15, 2020
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