Based on the sitcom "Seinfeld" after Newman, who is Jerrys friend rivalry. It is when you put your fecal matter into a mailbox as joke, making it a dirty Newman
"man, I need to get Troy back for what he did to me last week"
"Oh dude you should just slip him a dirty Newman"
"Oh dude you should just slip him a dirty Newman"
by Staycreative. April 17, 2017
Get the Dirty newmanmug. When you rub your knob on a cactus and get an old age pensioner to take a colossal shit on your chest while a baboon fists your ass
by ChikaWanda June 2, 2023
Get the Dirty haarismug. dirty vlad is when you give oral sex to a girl who's menstruating and sucking her period blood, while she crushes your head with her thighs. this ends when she cums so much that the blood to cum ratio is over 50/50 or when you go unconcious due to lack of oxygen because of the thighs blocking your airways.
person 1: "damn, i still feel a metallic taste in my mouth after pulling off a dirty vlad last night"
person 2:"well at least you didn't stop go into cardiac arrest from lack of oxygen this time"
person 2:"well at least you didn't stop go into cardiac arrest from lack of oxygen this time"
by hero(in) September 9, 2021
Get the dirty vladmug. A guy who fucks lots of girls and thinks he’s the shit but he’s actually just being passed around like a cum shirt.
by K.doggggg October 13, 2019
Get the Dirty Jerzeemug. Taking a shit in the floor and picking it up with her anus, then rubs her ass on the wall to paint a shitty picture
by Alabamer January 23, 2022
Get the Dirty Katelynmug. by Hidden C November 8, 2022
Get the Dirty Hartmug. the act of blowing ones load to a anime girl and showing the stains on your clothes to your family as a sign of dominance
by Alfonzo3 September 12, 2021
Get the Dirty Happymug.