Fuck you

There's no such thing as 'Otalp's law'

Fuck you.

by Nowado December 21, 2019

crowd fucking

The ultimate way to show the woman and others that she is taken and owned.

“Chip popped into our business meeting, grabbed Kristinia by the hair, and started Crowd fucking the shit out of her right in front of co-workers.”

by Coppernobgoddess March 27, 2019

Fuck daddy

Sexy male condom that gets stuck in a woman’s uterus

Hey Pete did u fuck daddy in that threesome last night

by Umiflgatafaat April 2, 2019

duck a fuck

Too versatile for a definition, can be used to express all emotions

“Oh duck a fuck, I’ve smashed my phone”

by Harvey. S April 10, 2019

Fuck Scrub

When you clean something so cleanly that you need to use every appendage and cleaning product available to get things beyond spotless

I fuck scrubbed that bathroom clean enough to eat out of the toilet and ceiling

by Bearagator April 12, 2019

Knaggered Fucked

Really fucked up

Government: You owe us money, it’s called taxes

You: How much do I owe you?

Gov: You have to figure that out
You: Can I just pay what I want?
Gov: No, we know exactly how much you owe us but you have to guess that number too
You: What if I get it wrong?
Gov: You go to prison

Me: That’s knaggered fucked

by Zinyak1503 April 17, 2019

Greedy Fucks

The type of people to sue a place for minor mistakes for LARGE sums of cash. What ends up happening is they get filthfy rich while the business suffers and is forced to cut employees.

Injury victim 1, 2, 3, 4...: We will sue the casino for no stopping the shooting!

Casino: we can‘t afford that! We‘ll be forced to cut employees! Be reasonable!

Judge: You owe them 756million euros.

Casino: Greedy Fucks! Hundreds will be out of work and go homeless because of you!

by McConplaint May 21, 2019