toss the lunch monkey

The act of vomiting ones lunch.

When one gags upon food.

Timmy: Hey bro, did you see that girl's blue waffle hanging out in the bleachers?
Kyle: Stop dude! I'm going to toss the lunch monkey!

by choke, puke, laugh, repeat January 4, 2018

Ass monkey

A guy who is very hairy and typically likes to fart. He sometimes even throws his shit at you for fun. This is a great insult if you are mad at a particular someone.

Oh fuck you, you ass monkey

by Donnie Trump42020 June 6, 2018

knob monkey

A good mate who amuses you endlessly but you can't bring yourself to admit it openly is a knob monkey.

Dave, I can't believe you said that, you're a proper knob monkey!

by Kane LAKUK October 21, 2022

Zebra monkey

A black person with one white parent and one black patent causing strips like a zebra

-Is laquaniqua black?
-no she's a zebra monkey

-what?
-her mom is white as cocaine and her dad is as black as a jigaboo

by Mike-pap May 21, 2013

Cock Monkey Pro

where you grab ahold of a mans penis at the base with two hands and shake around on it like your life depends on kt

hay i just used the “cock monkey pro” on johnny and he loved it!

by AlaskinPipeliner February 23, 2021

spotless monkey

This is where the vagina is clean shaven. This will usually have the taste of cod, but the texture of a leopards tongue

“Shiela has got a spotless monkey, I ate it and fingered her some.”

by FriedTasty September 21, 2019

Monkey

An animal that is usually used to call black people.

“Wassup dumb monkey?”
“Nothing much. You?”

by Yoda YTP August 15, 2021