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Axe dick

When a man doesn't have the time to shower before a date, so he sprays Axe down his pants so she'll have a cheap snack for later. That is, if she is one of the 5 women on the planet who enjoy the smell of Axe.
Everything was going well, until he pulled down his pants and had total Axe dick.
by JiggaJessica August 28, 2013
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playdough dick

when your cock doesn't get erect from drinking or prescription drugs and it feels like playdough to girls
Oh my god... we were making out, and I reached in his pants and he had playdough dick.
by DadaC October 1, 2013
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Supermarket Dick

The awkward semi you get in the supermarket when faced with the tedium of going grocery shopping.
The wife made me go grocery shopping with her yesterday. As soon as we got there I had full on supermarket dick.
by davooo October 7, 2013
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safety dick

a default man that a woman wants to sleep with, because she is either bi, lesbian or friends with benefits; and needs a man to be there when she calls.
when a chick is in a relationship with another women, and then needs a man to sleep with. she then calls the man who is her "safety dick" and then has sex with him.
by zadtheman March 22, 2012
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Fine Dicking

The Act Of A Man Smacking His Rock Hard Penis Across A Partners Face.
Dishing Out Fine Dickings.
by Fine Dicker May 12, 2012
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Dick stump

Only a little bit of the base of the dick left after being cut off brutally with knife or machete. Normally done during an erection. This is usually done by another male. Doing such a thing may have many motives.
Bill: you suck Wolfgang!
Wolfgang: ..........
Bill: I swear I will make you a dick stump
by Sick eyeball June 20, 2012
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Twilight Dick

Also called TD.

When you shave your pubes and put sparkley lotion on it to keep from getting ingrown pubes. this makes your dick, balls, and surrounding area sparkle and smell like flowers. This is a Twilight Dick.
Guy: Hey I put this lotion on my crotch to keep from getting ingrown hairs and it made me sparkle and smell good.

Girl: Haha Twilight Dick! Im going to call you TD from now on

Guy: Okay :(
by lolatthis1 November 29, 2011
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