When a man doesn't have the time to shower before a date, so he sprays Axe down his pants so she'll have a cheap snack for later. That is, if she is one of the 5 women on the planet who enjoy the smell of Axe.
by JiggaJessica August 28, 2013
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by DadaC October 1, 2013
Get the playdough dick mug.The wife made me go grocery shopping with her yesterday. As soon as we got there I had full on supermarket dick.
by davooo October 7, 2013
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when a chick is in a relationship with another women, and then needs a man to sleep with. she then calls the man who is her "safety dick" and then has sex with him.
by zadtheman March 22, 2012
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Get the Fine Dicking mug.Only a little bit of the base of the dick left after being cut off brutally with knife or machete. Normally done during an erection. This is usually done by another male. Doing such a thing may have many motives.
by Sick eyeball June 20, 2012
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When you shave your pubes and put sparkley lotion on it to keep from getting ingrown pubes. this makes your dick, balls, and surrounding area sparkle and smell like flowers. This is a Twilight Dick.
When you shave your pubes and put sparkley lotion on it to keep from getting ingrown pubes. this makes your dick, balls, and surrounding area sparkle and smell like flowers. This is a Twilight Dick.
Guy: Hey I put this lotion on my crotch to keep from getting ingrown hairs and it made me sparkle and smell good.
Girl: Haha Twilight Dick! Im going to call you TD from now on
Guy: Okay :(
Girl: Haha Twilight Dick! Im going to call you TD from now on
Guy: Okay :(
by lolatthis1 November 29, 2011
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