Some stories are so boring, even adding and then I found five dollars won't save them. Adding "and then I found five dollars and a bag of weed" to the end of your boring ass story, will validate for your friends all that time and facial expressiveness they just wasted listening to it, and they will remember why they are friends with you in the first place, because a friend with weed is a friend indeed.
"Oh man, Friday, I really wanted an egg salad sandwich and I was just obsessing about it and I was like, 'Man, I'm gonna make one of those.' So Saturday, I went out and got, like, a dozen eggs and then I boiled them all and I just, I spent, I dunno, probably three hours, like three and a half hours making, you know, the mayonnaise, and the onions and paprika and, you know, the necessary accoutrement. And then, by the time I was done, I didn't really feel like like eating it...and then I found five dollars and a bag of weed..."
"Bet you felt like eating the sandwich then! Oh man, when are we hanging out, Andy?"
"Bet you felt like eating the sandwich then! Oh man, when are we hanging out, Andy?"
by SchoolSaboteur May 15, 2010
Get the and then I found five dollars and a bag of weedmug. by Ohhhhhhj December 4, 2019
Get the I put my dick in a bag of Doritosmug. A common south Seattle slang, refers to making money or securing the bag, but if no work or money comin in, then that is chasing da fag
People who works all the time and barely has any free time or works on their days off is chasing da bag aka chase da bag not da fag. Someone who has no job, is late all the time or leaves work early is chasin da fag aka fag chaser.
by moneybaggilly December 5, 2019
Get the Chase da bag not da fagmug. Phrase to describe something that is extremely ugly, messy, or fucked-up.
What a ten pound pile of shit would look like if stuffed into a bag made to hold only five pounds - shit falling out everywhere.
What a ten pound pile of shit would look like if stuffed into a bag made to hold only five pounds - shit falling out everywhere.
John Heinz Kerry looked like 10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag after his post-election-loss bender.
by Michael Hunt January 3, 2005
Get the 10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bagmug. It's when you wipe your ass from back to front while brushing the shit filled toilet paper against your nut sack. This will leave a decent amount of feces on your sack and in your ball hair. You then proceed to find a nasty whore that doesn't mind having a shit smeared ball sack dunked in her filthy mouth. "hence a nutter butter tea bag".
by Peanut butter bar February 27, 2014
Get the nutter butter tea bagmug. An expression usually used by a person who is livid, especially when talking to children who haven't done their homework. It is commonly said by people also known as "Profu' de engleză".
Să-mi bag pula în Franța, nu ați învățat nicio pulă! Voi tre să fiți Messi, dar sunteți de-abia Oțelu Galați!
by Sefu Tau March 13, 2020
Get the Să-mi bag pula în Franțamug. by Imogen565 October 1, 2007
Get the bagging me/him/her/them outmug.