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The Old Man Jack

When, after declothing both partners, the guy falls over and says, "I've fallen, and I can't get up." So the girl has to help him up, by blowing him.
The Old Man Jack worked so well Dave. We were up until 3 AM!!
by Blackberry April 8, 2015
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Jack

Jack is a tall white man. Most people associates him as Percy Jackson. people say Jacks have dyslexia and dashing blonde hair. He has a anger problem so don't p*** him off or he will f**k you up real good. Jacks have underwater cribs in the great seas so he is undetected from all of his enemies. Some girls dig him but he does not feel the same way so people call him "The Heart Breaker"
Jacks are realistic and scary.
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Melissa and Jack

They snog in the corridor at school. They skip lesson to do things in the toilet. They are deeply in love. He gets a boner seeing her. She gets wet seeing him!
OMG we are doing a melissa and jack. The best sex position ever!
by A matchmaker September 18, 2017
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Jack

Jack a homosexual who you thought was straight but turns out he isn't. He sucks at videogames and all male related activities. Including but not limited to; capitalist economics(because he is a dirty commie), and making jokes. You won't know he's gay until you find him sucking off your mans behind Denny's.
by ELOSITO February 28, 2020
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whispering jack

When pulling a dick so fast the speed of the motion starts to whistle.
When she was pulling me off the speed of her action and viscosity of her lube created a sound similar to a (whistle) hence Whispering Jack
by Jimmy whoops March 9, 2018
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Jack

Jack is commonly the chieftain of the tribe, an intense and glorified lover. Legends date back to the ancient Egyptians, where it was said that a Jack made cleopatra a laurel of doves so beautiful that she was satisfied just by the sight of it. Most Jack’s have a body carved from the bronze of Apollo, a physique that must have been created by 7 days in the gym 10 hours a day. Jack is one of the funniest and most kind souls you will ever meet, but don’t get on his bad side. If you ever see an angry Jack; run, or get on your knees and beg for mercy.
Oh my god, that dude is huge, must be a Jack.”
“I pulled 10 women last night, I did a Jack.”
“That guy is so ugly, must not be a Jack.”
by jackthewizard December 26, 2021
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Jack

A guy that will do anything just for your amusement. He is awesome. If you are his friend you are lucky
Anonymous: Hey Jack. Act up in class
Jack: Sure. Mr. Teacher?
Teacher: Yes
Jack: Do you know my brother Joe?
Teacher: Joe who?
Jack: Joe Mama!
by Matias Man January 14, 2020
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