Cunt whiskers

Confused British slang for something that’s all messed up

Ah man there’s dog piss on the floor by the snooker table again… cunt whiskers!

by BritishDouchebag December 12, 2023

cunt sock

Slang for a condom.

Andy put his cunt sock on and made Angie's pussy bleed.

by russiaalmighty November 15, 2010

Cunt

Dave Slack

Oh Pete, I hear Hannah has a Cunt as big as Dave Slack

by CuntExpert March 13, 2018

Cunting

Cunting. The vengeful act (or sometimes for comedy reasons) by a woman, taking her unwashed fishy vagina and rubbing it on a personal belonging of someone she wish to spite or prank.

"well made my wife angry i guess . . . caught her her Cunting my xbox controller . . . . stinks like fish-monger's chopping block now!"

by Quag Norris June 5, 2018

Drizzle Cunt

A person who impacts your life in a negative way. Someone who “drizzles” negativity over those around them.

“What’s up with Dave today? He being such a drizzle cunt”

by Lord Stephen September 22, 2022

anaconda cunt killer

A dildo that is so substantial that it will render any woman who dares to use it unable to walk for several days.

Amy: Jesus Christ I can barely walk today...
Jessica: That probably because you stuffed yourself with that anaconda cunt killer last night.

by Fritzl, Joseph Friztl December 20, 2017

Cunt

Reffers to the female vagina also commonly used as an insult mostly offensive to women.

Kevin "wow pete look at the cunt on her"

Pete: "You shouldn't objectify women like that Kevin, you cunt"

by Ffsicantfindusername November 25, 2020