chucking the monkey

Pitched at a GTLive Stream during a playthrough of Little Nightmares. Though no explicit definition was given, context provided by MatPat and Steph suggests it is a euphemism for masturbation. Repeated remarks about both of them chucking their monkeys warranted a mature stream warning. They talked about not chukcing the monkey in front of an audience and equal chucking the monkey rights.

Person 1: Ugh I'm so stressed right now.
Person 2: Try putting on some porn and chucking the monkey. It always helps me relax.

by WhatEvenIsLifeWhyDoesItExist May 12, 2017

slowch monkey

A slowch monkey is the opposite of a slaunch donkey. The slowch monkey is a small bass

Dammnnnnnnnnn I just caught the tiniest slowch monkey ever!

by TheogSlowchMonkey April 21, 2018

tar monkey

Well well well them blackies, them "you havent unlocked this character yet people" "kfc muncher"

Omg i see a "tar monkey" i hate nig-

by Snigle January 28, 2024

Monkey flex

He tackles the striker in soccer ,stole the ball assisted while bending flexibly like rubber.

The kid just flexed like a monkey stole the ball at impossible angles .Yeah he's going crazy like ivar the boneless doing a monkey flex.

by Lmwaoelvis September 15, 2023

Fucking monkey

A fucking monkey.

What do you think I was gonna say? You fucking monkey.

by Pelotas849230 May 11, 2022

Meth Monkey

An individual that is extremely erratic and chaotic due to extreme use of methamphetamines it is so far gone that they don't know the difference between reality and fantasy by definition an individual who is solace and is sole purpose is it in goal in their life is to acquire methamphetamines to get high

John is definitely a meth monkey control himself look at how he acts can't even control himself doesn't know he's even acting weird.

by Lady goddess k February 9, 2020

monkey

black man so black he's invisible when you turn off the lights

Man:Woah was that batman

Other man: no that's just a monkey

by HJONK HJONK AM GOOSE April 12, 2022