cat

that weird little shit that asks for your food, and money, and rubs up against your legs (idk why). Some have fur, some dont, some have balls, some don't. There are a lot of them in the world (again... idk why). They hail Satan regularly. They have been known to help the Antichrist. They are the ones keeping the fact that the world is flat from us. They are trying to kill alex jones for exposing their secrets. they are secretly plotting to kill you if you own them. They have trackers special chips, implanted in their brains when they are babies, and the only way to make them work for you and defeat them once and for all. They are the most vile beings on the planet.

that cat is trying to blow us up, GRAB THE DETONATOR OUT OF ITS HAND

by Total Rebel April 12, 2019

Cat

A cat is basically another way of saying an undie (Undercover police) or feds (police)

LK: Rahtid what happened dto MK?
L8: He got caught by a cat man. There were bare of them round ends last week still
LK: Sn His own mandem set him up innih?
L8: Yeah man.

by official_k16 November 25, 2018

Feral cat blood

An attractive but mentally unstable female using her menstrual blood as paint.

I came home to find my now ex girlfriend finger painting with "Feral Cat Blood". She said it was part of a Voodoo spell to make me fall in love with her.

by Menace the solicitor September 30, 2025

happy as a cut cat

When a cat is cut and has no balls and can roam and do other cats

They was happy as a cut cat when they got there groceries for free

by Slickwhistle August 2, 2022

cat jeans

Jeans that Thots wear with many different holes already ripped into them as if a cat attacked their pants.

Why would you pay $300 for those retarded cat jeans Tiffany?

by IAMHILL15 May 11, 2018

cat anchored

when a person is sitting down and they can not move because it will disturb a cat that is comfortable or asleep on them.

hey, can you grab me a beer from the fridge, i can't right now, sorry man, i'm cat anchored at the moment.

by poisonivey March 30, 2023

cat zone

a saying to tell you to not talk about anything unholy or to stop talking about the subject your on

“hold on im going into a cat zone real quick”

“yeah she definitely is hoeing around with... cat zone... uhm did you do the math homework last night?”

by dumassbitchasswhoreassbitch December 14, 2019