Similar to The Cleveland Steamer, except you defacate bloody fecal matter onto your lover's chest and rock back and forth in it as fast at possible, impersonating the speed of a DC Metro train.
Daniel (looking in the mirror at red marks on his chest): Where did these red dots come from? (He thinks briefly then remembers). Oh. DUH! My ex gave me a DC Red Line Steamer.
by Big shot 91 June 12, 2021
Get the DC Red Line Steamermug. When a bitch is looking through the period app, calendar app, Snapchat, messages, Instagram, etc. Trying to remember when her period started or ended
She can’t remember if she had just ended her period when we fucked or not. She’s going all red detective!
by cuminmenicki March 20, 2022
Get the Red Detectivemug. a variation of "bobbing for apples" where a person removes a womans tampon from her vagina using only his/her teeth, usually leaving blood on his/her face.
Steve: "Dude did you get in a fight? There's blood on your face."
Josh: "Na man, I just played a game of red bobbler with Tiffany!"
Steve: "That's sick!"
Josh: "Na man, I just played a game of red bobbler with Tiffany!"
Steve: "That's sick!"
by TheFredofFred November 29, 2011
Get the red bobblermug. by b1+ch February 7, 2022
Get the red flagmug. by Mystickitty February 14, 2022
Get the Red rocket kitty twistermug. Leighton: Dude I just had the best red bobber
Jake: What’s that?
Leighton: Period blood with a yummy turd!
Jake: What’s that?
Leighton: Period blood with a yummy turd!
by thedictionaire47 February 22, 2025
Get the red bobbermug. Lazy moocher's syndrome --- indolent people's being unwilling to help out in the earning/creation of something desirable, yet being only too eager to "assist" in partaking of the sweet rewards upon completion of the endeavor.
My neighborhood buddies never seem to want to help me collect returnable cans/bottles, yet after I cash in, they are always super-agreeable to stroll downtown with me to go to the fast-food joint! Sounds like Little Red Hen disorder to me... :P
by QuacksO April 25, 2016
Get the Little Red Hen disordermug.