one size fits all

A silly marketing term used to describe an item of clothing that doesn't fit anyone.

John: "Ugh, I bought this shirt from the mall yesterday and it doesn't fit."
Mary: "Well, obviously. It's one size fits all."

by bill of swift April 27, 2016

one-eyed snake charmer

anyone who gives someone a boner

damn! dat one-eyed snake charmer has me hard as rock!

by manyook April 29, 2010

this one nigga with the last name goodman

gay ass retarded monkey

Oh hey did you see this one nigga with the last name goodman?

yeah he’s a faggot face

by Urinal Chocolate Cake February 14, 2020

Worlds number one cutie, LiLiYa

Liliya is the most cutest person you will ever meet. She clings to her older brother figure and talks to them abt her day after school. Lili appreciates her friends.

"Omg is that her?"
"Yeah! Worlds number one cutie, LiLiYa! Shes amazing!"
"I am worlds number one cutie, LiLiYa! I am very amazing and wonderful! But big bro evan is more amazing."

by Liliya_cotton January 29, 2022

heyo is the number one soobin stan

heyo thornton, the best soobin stan in the world.

heyo is the number one soobin stan.

by funko pop 232 July 27, 2021

One Eye Willy Sex Cowboy

A person who is an absolute Waco Kid sex cockslinger in bed who has the ability to hit the penetration center of the naughty hole with complete precision.

Yeah I have lines of thirsty mammas at my front door. Probably because they are here to visit the local One Eye Willy Sex Cowboy who's going to make them feel the wildest of the West!

by Giggister March 1, 2019

“ok” with more than one “k”

something some annoying bitch says when she doesn’t wanna talk to you. it really pisses people off, btw. they also tend to say “nmu”.

amber: hey wyd
basic white bitch: nmu
amber: nothing

basic white bitch: same
amber: netflix keeps glitching on me!!
basic white bitch: okkkkk
amber: nah fuck you, don’t say “ok” with more than one “k”

by harvard.t.shirt.danielle.cohn March 24, 2020