my father went to get milk

when your dad leaves you because you've became a disappointment to this dumbass earth and your family. how could you be so useless?

my father went to get milk.... he never came back because im a useless nobody

by how to commit unalive part 1 January 20, 2022

im gonna get some milk

The last thing you wanna hear from your dad.

Son, im gonna get some milk.
Kid: NO, NO, NOOOOO

by Scorpio0921 March 17, 2021

Getting Kicked out of french class

Attaining such a level of intoxication by marijuana that you experience the same emotions as one would have when kicked out of a high school French class.

getting kicked out of french class... "fuck max wine"

by TheCathodeRays September 20, 2009

You can't get that from lick'n

Something said when someone points out a stimulating and/or awkward moment.

Nikki: "Twist my nipples!"
Tony: "ok?" *twisting nipples*
Nikki: "HARDER!!!"
Tony: *Twisting harder*
Nikki: *Slaps Tony in face*
Jay: "Wow..... You can't get that from lick'n

by The Brown Sound July 20, 2010

Lets get the flock out of dodge

It basically means "lets get the heck out of here."

"This bomb is about to blow! Lets get the flock out of dodge!"

by trevorbuchh March 7, 2012

CLOSED LEGS DON'T GET FED

IF YOU DON'T HAVE SEX YOU DON'T MAKE MONEY, HENCE YOU CAN'T EAT.

WOMAN #1: "I DON'T MIND STRIPPING BUT HAVING SEX IS A WHOLE NOTHER THING."

WOMAN #2: "GIRL IN THIS BUSINESS, CLOSED LEGS DON'T GET FED."

by SENRYAN July 24, 2009

Go get yourself a cup of coffee

Metaphorical.

1) "This procedure we just took you through will now result in you waiting around for a bit, so rather than sitting around twiddling your thumbs watching the computer think, why not take a break away from your workstation instead?"

2) "This procedure or anecdote we are about to take you through will take a bit of time. Now is a good time to take care of whatever you feel is necessary before we proceed, because interrupting for one reason or another, emergencies barred, would be a not so good thing."

Comes mostly from technical documents, specifically where compiling is involved, as sometimes the process of compiling code takes a while.

"I'm going to be working on your computer for a while, James," Jerry said to the auditor as he frobbed some drivers. "Best go get yourself a cup of coffee

by ke6isf September 20, 2004