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Kids With Benefits

1. When your Friends With Benefits or person you are dating but not married to has a child or kid that you treat as if they were your own.

2. When you use someone's kid or child as personal training to prepare yourself for having kids or children of your own.
Rob: Who is that kid?
Bert: That's my Kid with benefits.
Rob: You have Kids With Benefits?
Bert: It's just one kid.
by Cantus Lupus April 10, 2024
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Cool Kid

A kid who is talks/types in a cool ways using slangs, emojis etc.
Hello, Jack.

Wasup Jason my dawg.

Jack, you're such a cool kid!
by Sharkaray February 23, 2023
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ketchup kid

A Ketchup kid is a kid who cant stand anything, from foods to germans.

The no.1 rule to become a ketchup kid is to dispice ketchup
Example:

Guy 1 «Tobias is such a Ketchup kid, you can see that he hates those Germans!»
Guy 2 «Yes, and he cant stand the Hot Dog dressing either!»
by Mustard Boi March 15, 2018
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Kid barrel

by BBCMELLY November 16, 2022
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kid marks

After male and or female have unprotected sex anally. While wearing underwear leaves traces of sperm and fecal materials in the underwear.
I love washing Johns underwear; he gets the nicest kid marks.
by DADDYFURR October 5, 2021
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Totes kidding

It's informal for "totally kidding" which can also be considered informal.

The use of "totes" is due to the fact that many teenage girls usually say "totally" in their daily interactions with intimate people, hence the adoption of "totes" in the speech. Although an informality that many would call "innapropriate", "silly", others argue that it's time saving due to how fast the conversation flows.
It's informal for "totally kidding" which can also be considered informal.

The use of "totes" is due to the fact that many teenage girls usually say "totally" in their daily interactions with intimate people, hence the adoption of "totes" in the speech. Although an informality that many would call "innapropriate", "silly", others argue that it's time saving due to how fast the conversation flows.

e.g: "somebody missed our house meeting today"

" I'm sorry, I...

"Totes kidding, I knew you were busy, don't worry"
by George Mathias March 28, 2019
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park kid

High school students who go to Fort Collins High school that hangout at the park next to the school. They do drugs, drink, fuck around and are complete brain dead cunts. The park is off school grounds so the kids there can't get in trouble for doing drugs.
Jack is a park kid, so we know he's high in class.
by Stonerjew December 23, 2019
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