“my new girl crazy fam. She gave me a double boebert on our 2nd date"
"my girl gave me such a good double Bobert, I Marjorie Taylor Greened everywhere"
"my girl gave me such a good double Bobert, I Marjorie Taylor Greened everywhere"
by Phd. Michael Stock February 24, 2024

When a person's neck and jawline is completely sagging from deepthroating a cock. Usually found on pedophiles as they carry too much weight promoting pedophilia, as nobody wants to have sex with an obese partner. Straight men usually get one. They obviously suck cock in secret (as their sagging jawline indicates).
Holy crap, that pedophile with a double chin deepthroater neck has the nerve to care about posture. How could posture be more important than weight.
by Jawline_facts October 14, 2019

The male version of a Double-Standard Debbie. A man who believes women should just see he's a 'nice guy' but then hypocritically harshly judges women based on their looks. Funniest part is that this type of guy usually has no intention of changing his appearance or improving himself to get the type of woman he actually wants.
Dave: I'm so tired of women! All they care about are tall guys with six packs!
Ivan: Alright, well, what about Hannah? She told she thinks you're funny.
Dave: Ew, no. I don't wanna date that fat wench.
Ivan: You literally are more out of shape than her.
Dave: I just want a woman who takes care of herself.
Ivan: You're a Double-Standard Declyn. No wonder you're single.
Ivan: Alright, well, what about Hannah? She told she thinks you're funny.
Dave: Ew, no. I don't wanna date that fat wench.
Ivan: You literally are more out of shape than her.
Dave: I just want a woman who takes care of herself.
Ivan: You're a Double-Standard Declyn. No wonder you're single.
by A random nobody :) January 25, 2024

1- Son of maternal half-sister and of paternal half-brother at the same time.
2- Son of paternal half-sister and of maternal half-brother at the same time.
2- Son of paternal half-sister and of maternal half-brother at the same time.
My double-half-nephew is a good person.
by Peter12369 October 21, 2021

The predecessor to a triple stinky - when you are playing video games and are killed but kill an opposing player at the same time.
Bill: Damn, man! Justin just got that double dubby! Good thing the score is evened out. It's a shame he didn't get a triple stinky, though.
Steve: what's a triple stin-
Bill: shut up, Steve.
Steve: what's a triple stin-
Bill: shut up, Steve.
by Rutty nutty December 9, 2020

This is what happens when a man with some facial scruff lets himself go by eating too much pizza and drinking too much beer after he gets too comfortable with his pretty girlfriend. Eventually he will think he can upgrade from his current lady and leave her, or she will dump his ass and he will still be left with a double chin that even the scruff can't disguise anymore. He will be a victim of "double-chin karma."
"Damn, Evan's gotten fat since he dumped his pretty girlfriend. He took her for granted and now he's got double-chin karma coming his way."
by ablizzy87 December 30, 2011

Friend 1: Bro you're sister gave me the double lick-lick last night!
Friend 2: Holy shit! Really?!
Friend 1: Hell yeah dawg!
Friend 2: Holy shit! Really?!
Friend 1: Hell yeah dawg!
by jhwjw March 16, 2020
