Cat

The best animal to walk the earth. They yell and slice things with their toe knives. They can get high via catnip and eat meat pebbles. They poop in boxes full of sand. We clean, feed, and care for them. And they are ungrateful. Yet we still love them.

"Oh hey, cute cat!"
"Thanks, he absolutely hates me."
"Ah..."
"And also my couch is ruined forever."

by S1lv3rP4w3dC4t December 10, 2023

cat

demonic gremlins that go: MOWWWWW MEOW MOW MEOW MEW MOWWWW

Me: Omg look it’s a kitty cat!!
Cat: MEOWWWWW RAWRRRRR MOW MOW RAWR MEW MOWW MOW MEOW MEWWW MEW RAAAA

by Hiidef August 17, 2022

Cat Cannon

A Cat Cannon is a creation in GDevelop that is absolutely genious.

That cat cannon shoots tons of cats

by Patriciagerdaobesitas June 2, 2023

Dogs vs Cats

Why do people argue over this??

Cats. Are. Just. Better.

Everyone shouts at each other when asked dogs vs cats, but at least we can unite over common hatred over people people!

by LynxOfSilverLake March 10, 2024

Cat

Assholes and bitches that we love for being cute, they are literally afraid of cucumbers and water. they are pieces of SHIT

At least the babies of cats are cuter than existence can handle

by IamVeryDum January 3, 2022

Cat

A intelligent warm blooded mammal, they are furry at most points and come in many different types, they have sharp retractable claws and know how to hunt and clean themselves, they also are quite loving and sweet most of the time.

Person1: "Hey! what type of Cat is that?"
Person2: " A(n) -insert breed here-

by ExtremeCatLover February 18, 2018

Cat

Someone who you would not want to have sex with

ew, rob is so gross he’s a cat

by Stinkpoopfart April 3, 2022