Big cheese

a nickname given to morgan worley for his love of cheese and egg sandwiches

Wow, big cheese loved my cheese and ham omelette last night after getting on the packet

by Sznfofna November 3, 2022

cheese

food of the gods (hillary, steve, all of the good ones!)

me: im so tired
friend: i think you need some cheese.

by ooooottawagirl November 11, 2014

Dick cheese

The delicious most creamy cheese that is only produced from your cock. Its smoothing taste can only be found from a homeless guys cock.

guy 1: Is that Dick cheese in your pants?
guy 2: Yes, you want to try some of my Dick cheese?
guy 1: Oh my god yes

by Grandpas cocksicle February 29, 2020

Cream cheese

Sloppy goo, sucked out of a mans pickle to give ladies romantic tingling feelings.

Dan gave me cream cheese last night it was so good.

by CREAMYMONSTER August 10, 2021

cheese

a dairy.

i luv cheese.

by #kittykatklawzz April 15, 2017

Wisconsin Cheese Log

Proper name for a man's penis after he has engaged in sexual intercourse with a woman suffering from a yeast infection.

Damn yo, after I finished banging this girl last night I went to the bathroom and saw I had a full-blown Wisconsin Cheese Log. I washed off my dick and got the hell out of there...

Did you hear? Agnes gave Gordy a Wisconsin Cheese Log after they got out of the hot tub...

After we had sex, I asked for a blowjob so I could feed her the Wisconsin Cheese Log her friend gave me earlier in the night.

by Gordy McDonkeypunch October 13, 2013

cheese slicer

A tool with primary purpose to cut semi-hard and hard cheeses to produce thin slices. The cheese slicer can also be used for slicing cucumbers, peeling potatoes and other food.

A cheese slicer is an invention from the 20th century by a Norwegian carpenter. The original name is"Ostehøvel". Today it is widely used in the Nordic countries.

by JokerMads January 14, 2018