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monkey garp

A slur for old people, usually depicting them as monkeys or less than. Some times even recognized as garp prime.
"That old dude is lame as hell man."
"Yeah he was being a real monkey garp all day."

"I hate hanging with the older side of my family, they all act like garp primes."
by mega man jay eazy January 2, 2024
mugGet the monkey garpmug.

genital monkey

when a man is robbed of hes manhood by his balls being ripped off by a primate
DUDE TYRONE JUST GOT GENITAL MONKEYED
by ryan tracey February 6, 2012
mugGet the genital monkeymug.

bohemian monkey slave

by NotABohemianMonkeySlave July 8, 2018
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Monkeys on an Island

It refers to a friend group that's so close or tight that they tend to or want to date people inside thier friend group regardless of their relationship status. Which could cause drama and unwanted history.
Person 1: Wanna hang out with them more?

Person 2: Nah bro they have that monkeys on an Island relationship.

Person 1: Monkeys on an Island?

Person 2: They tend to date people inside their friend group. I don't feel comfortable being apart of that.
by kavinesh February 23, 2022
mugGet the Monkeys on an Islandmug.

monkey

a primate, an animal

they do have a tail
not to be confused with ape, which most people call apes of monkeys or vice-versa
example 1: monkeys are such peculiar animals

example 2: curious george isn't a monkey, he is an ape

example 3: he's not a monkey, he's an ape!

example 4: what is the name of aladdin's monkey again? oh nevermind
by stupid gamer January 14, 2019
mugGet the monkeymug.

Glass monkey

Autoglass technician who’s main concern is to get the job done as fast as possible. of vehicles to “stuff” the windshield and “forgetting” to grind down rust, as well as primer application. Usually leaving blue or green tape around the top and sides of the new windshield to hold it in place as the glue they use out of date and cheap. Frequently breaking molding clips and gluing them down to leave a headache for the next technician.A long knife is this mans best friend.
Damnit, these moldings aren’t coming off in one piece, some glass monkey must have been here
by Chipnorris September 29, 2021
mugGet the Glass monkeymug.

Spider-Monkey-Reach-Around

When a man is receiving head and he reaches over the top of the girl and sticks his thumb at least an inch and a half in her ass
I gave Lindsey a Spider-Monkey-Reach-Around
by Gabe Willy April 10, 2025
mugGet the Spider-Monkey-Reach-Aroundmug.

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