slowch monkey

A slowch monkey is the opposite of a slaunch donkey. The slowch monkey is a small bass

Dammnnnnnnnnn I just caught the tiniest slowch monkey ever!

by TheogSlowchMonkey April 21, 2018

tar monkey

Well well well them blackies, them "you havent unlocked this character yet people" "kfc muncher"

Omg i see a "tar monkey" i hate nig-

by Snigle January 28, 2024

Second-hand monkey-hand

When the intial do teller gets told what to do.

Josh: "Go wash the dishes Mike."
Mike:"Go take out the trash Josh."
Carl: "Dam that's some Second-Hand Monkey-Hand."

by Capuchin for Hire April 23, 2022

Mega Fart Pig Monkey

Used to describe an obese black nigger that farts often and reeks of shit.

1. I haven’t showered in a month.

2. You should clean yourself and lose some weight you mega fart pig monkey!

1. Why must you hurt my feelings? 🥺

2. Because you’re A BLACK OBESE NIGGER FAGGOT YOU MEGA FART PIG MONKEY

by MushaPickleJuice December 29, 2022

monkey hold

Doing it Doggy Style and put your whole hand in her ass and she clenched down and you can't pull your hand out.

I was riding her doggy style and she put the monkey hold on my hand and I couldn't get away.

by Skipper Kelly May 10, 2018

monkey

black man so black he's invisible when you turn off the lights

Man:Woah was that batman

Other man: no that's just a monkey

by HJONK HJONK AM GOOSE April 12, 2022

monkey

A monkey is a species that has lived on this earth for many years and they still roam around growing in population every day.

I found a monkey in my backyard yesterday it tried to take my watermelon

by monkeyman1233 November 29, 2023