news

A soap opera for those who fancy themselves too sophisticated for soap operas.

When I was younger I followed The Young and The Restless, but now that I'm mature and wise I follow The News.

by Ratched, RN August 28, 2019

Bad news bitches

A friendship between two females that is feared by people that know them because the rumors of their sense of entitlement and not believing in boundaries is apparent on social networks but their sense of humor is magnetic and secretly appreciated by many.

Reading the bad news bitches conversation in the comment section of that hilarious meme was unbelievable

by Chelsea Freilinger August 22, 2016

New Era

this is the beginning of a new era!

New Era

by urbandictionaryvea October 21, 2022

new wave fujoshi

a fujoshi that "makes fun" of white girls saying that they like yaoi. usually meant as a joke, but it quickly turns serious. they are obsessed with ea gay men and anime bl.

new wave fujoshi: omg yaoi i love being a lesjoshi i love dramatical murder yaoi !!!

by foilhats January 4, 2023

The new pcp

Teenagers butts and pheromone when master eating

I've been on the new pcp too long in getting tied because they fly

by Cody5050 January 26, 2022

New Mexico Mayo

The act of smashing the testes with a hammer until they’re of a creamy consistency, then poking a hole with a needle into the scrotum to then bottle up the liquid that comes out.

My biggest fear is someone using me to make New Mexico Mayo

by J4VA September 28, 2025

The new patrick meme

A new cancerous meme that ran out of ideas as quickly as it came.

Paul: Hey jack look at this patrick meme
Jack: Is it the one meme where patrick looks down at spongebob? The new patrick meme?
Paul: Yes
Jack:*Implodes out of existence, moon crashes on earth*

God: I had to eradicate the human race before it got worse

by The big potato lord May 13, 2018