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You Can't See Me

A common thing John Cena will say to you if you mess with him. He will show off first and do the Five-Knuckle-Shuffle on you. Then you'll pretty much have 2 teeth left.
by Bob642382 September 30, 2017
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you had me at hell no

a losers alibi that no means yes. usually reserved for guys who also say rape is when a woman changes her mind later. same dudes that say they like it when a chick puts up a fight and consider outright rejection 'a fight'
douche: so can i have your number?

hot chick: nah, i dont think thats a good idea

douche: so you wanna call me instead?

hot chick: wtf? of course not! why would you even think that? what do i have to tell you for you to understand that we dont work???

douche: well you had me at hell no
by ed the Word September 11, 2009
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Catch Me On My Grizzly

Catch me on top of my business doing what I have to do with extra attitude
I'm up late writing programs in Etcheverry...catch me on my grizzly.
by kfabnleidub February 24, 2010
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bitch gave me a face

When someone gives one a look of disgust in rejection.
I was on the dance floor and smiled at this white chick. Bitch gave me a face.
by Sam Garcia March 9, 2008
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Rubbing Your Dick On Me

A response to somebody lying, invading your space, harrassing, or giving you a hard time while enjoying it.
"My teacher was really rubbing her dick on me about being tardy."

"Are you rubbing your dick on me? That sounds crazy!"

"Dude, you're really rubbing your dick on me right now, and I don't appreciate it."
by Kurt E Wagner June 19, 2008
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you can't tell me

You can't tell me is a way of life. It is when a person will do whatever he or she damn well pleases. If you attempt to tell a person to not do something, not only will they do it on purpose, but they will respond wit hthe phrase,"YOU CAN'T TELL ME"
Steve: "Scott(driving 60 in a 40) slow down
Scott: "you can't tell me" (accelerates to 75)
Steve: celebration!
by scottyd3186 December 4, 2010
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leave me in your mother

That's what happens when a russian tries to translate an arabic oriented phrase from hebrew to english :-)
The "In your mother" is a shorthand for "in your mothers life" which is a phrase close in its meaning to something that is very precious and dear to you.
So I would translate it as "do me a very big favour (as big and important as your mothers life) and leave me alone".
She: Let's go to my parents this friday
He: Leave me, in your mother
by Red Shaya March 27, 2005
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