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Cat

An creature put on earth by an alien species. Cats stalk you. If you have a cat, they (aliens) have a 69 page file all about you.
"My cats dissapeared. I wonder were its gone?"-George the Potato. "Oh fuck. You have 1 hour"-Elon musk
by Women (The 'wo' is silent) November 20, 2020
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cat

do I really need to explain what a cat is
by leitoast March 8, 2023
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cat

a furry 4 legged creature that loves you(probably)
by the second cool guy. April 2, 2020
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Howling hound cat

The Howling hound cat is when you pull a females hair and at the same time stick your fist in her coochie thus making a howling hound cat
Man I gave Stephanie a howling hound cat last night and her gooch is still sore
by Pussy_slayer_69420 November 7, 2020
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Tapping the Cat

When a girl masturbates

"I'm gonna go tap the cat now"
Guy #1: "I heard Lynn was tapping the cat. What's that mean?"

Guy #2: "it's just another word for masturbating, man."
by iamyourdaddy6669 April 23, 2015
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Cat

Cat is Wilbur Wilbur is cat
by Lwieieowpwojqqkekrk April 5, 2022
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Traded for cat claws

When you find an item for cheaper at another store
Bruh did you see the price of that lawnmower at the home depot? I almost traded for cat claws
by sonic the hebber hobber April 12, 2022
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