An creature put on earth by an alien species. Cats stalk you. If you have a cat, they (aliens) have a 69 page file all about you.
"My cats dissapeared. I wonder were its gone?"-George the Potato. "Oh fuck. You have 1 hour"-Elon musk
by Women (The 'wo' is silent) November 20, 2020

by leitoast March 8, 2023

by the second cool guy. April 2, 2020

The Howling hound cat is when you pull a females hair and at the same time stick your fist in her coochie thus making a howling hound cat
by Pussy_slayer_69420 November 7, 2020

Guy #1: "I heard Lynn was tapping the cat. What's that mean?"
Guy #2: "it's just another word for masturbating, man."
Guy #2: "it's just another word for masturbating, man."
by iamyourdaddy6669 April 23, 2015

by sonic the hebber hobber April 12, 2022
