time liar

someone that lies about what time it is to suit their motives

Time Liar: it's 11:15, we're going to be late!

(It's 11:07)

Innocent victim: You're a time liar!

by icedagger17 January 11, 2020

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Get the time liarmug.

Demon Time

Akul being on that type timing type shi

Bro Akul's on that type timing right now, he's on some demon time

by capnemo August 8, 2024

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Get the Demon Timemug.

Ok I'll be honest. This phrase doesn't exactly have a meaning yet, but with the power of the internet we can keep on saying it randomly whenever we feel like it and it will eventually catch on and have a meaning of it's own.

It's Penis Butter Jelly Time, Bitch.

Normie: Hey John, what time is it?
Based: It's Penis Butter Jelly Time, Bitch.

by AnonymousPsycho1000 May 13, 2025

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Get the Penis Butter Jelly Timemug.

Biden my time

To calmly, rationally wait for the rest of the world to catch up with me. To never lose my cool while the madness dissolves and we then march on together into a better world.

I have this crazy idea that my rights are being denied by a group of people who want me to shut up about their crimes. So, I’m Biden my time while they run out of new things to try. Soon they will agree with me and we can move on to a better life together.

by You rReal Name November 14, 2020

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