Friend Zone

Sean Murphy

Bro did you hear I got Sean Murphy’d last night, total friend zoned

by Jpulli32 October 11, 2019

The Freedom Friends Podcast

A podcast hosted by 4 gender neutral vegans based in California. This podcast is family friendly and fully censored in case a swear word slips. Topics on this podcast include growing bean sprouts and tofu, dangers of smoking tobacco and drinking alcohol, defunding the police, support of kneeling during the national anthem, positives of behind vegan, CrossFit and telling everyone they do it, and their non support of the military. If you’re triggered by Trump and Fox News this podcast is recommended for you.

The way I like to start my day is drink my kale smoothies and listen to The Freedom Friends Podcast!

by Canadiankidff15 September 20, 2021

Slap You're Friends Day

Dec 3 is the day where you will slap you're Friends 😃.. so go ahead and slap

em as hard as you can.

me on Dec 3 :(slap ur friends day)

Me: hey.
Friend: hii
Me: *slaps*
Friend: ouch what was that for?!

Me: didnt u forget, it's slap ur friends day.
Friend: oh that's right.

Slap You're Friends Day, it's where u need to slap you're Friends even tho if they helped you in life and all that shi *laffs* so do it

by Nina Simone November 21, 2021

Torture (my friend's name) Wednesday

Every Wednesday I call "Torture (my friend's name) Wednesday". It's just a joke and me and a few friends made it up in 6th grade. The friend is okay with it and knows about it lol
If you wanna use it just put your friend's name and there you go
have fun

Me: Hey! Friend's name! It's "Torture (my friend's name) Wednesday"
My friend: Oh no not again

by Eluna April 7, 2022

true friend

someone who can understand your texting when you misspell almost every word.

a - “IM XRYIMG RHATS SO DUNNY”

b - “i know it’s so funny”
a - “the fact that you know what i said, you’re a true friend”
b - “i know you too well”

by gabbyxo4410 November 3, 2020

Best Friend

someone you shouldn't date because if people find out they will come at you.

tess and scott are BEST FRIENDS

by Anoynymous_defenitions April 29, 2019

friends

the best series on netflix to exist

Jim: Hey, have you seen the new episode of friends?
Aaron: Yeah, it's great!

by daddybrendon September 8, 2018