I'll eat your cat

person who wants to eat your cat #emo

cat eater: I'll eat your cat
Me: omg noooo anyways scaramouche is so freaking hot right?
cat eater: YASSS GIRL SLAYYYY *eats cat*

by scaramouchepersonaldoormat November 13, 2022

Cat

a fluffy potato or a fluffy demon

My cat just detroyed all my furniture.

by Grinchblitzkreig February 19, 2020

cat

cat

cat

by Pulse27 October 26, 2022

Cat got your thumb?

In Messaging, a subtle inquiry as to whether the other party composes text at the same speed he or she composes thoughts.

This is not a trick question. It's a week late, where's my package... (long pause) Cat got your thumb?

by Zappin' Nap April 29, 2021

cat wood

sex but the parts are small

i haad cat wood

by periodwithtrans January 25, 2023

Cat block

Like a cock block but with wlw folks

Me and my gf were gonna fuck but then my phone rang and I got called in to work. My boss was being such a cat block

by kitkit katkat October 8, 2020

Cat roller

The action of always using your lint roller just for collecting cat hairs on your clothes.

Cat person 1: I couldn't find my cat roller this morning so I have to go through the whole day today with all these cat hairs on me.

by J.J. Georvid February 2, 2017