National Bobs and Vagena Day

October 17th we celebrate national bobs and vegena day

Omg i’m so excited for national bobs and vagena day!!!

by boobyeater699999 October 15, 2019

national text your girlfriend back day

a national day which is celebrated by your girlfriend texting you back. originating in Ancient China, the eskimos believed in spirits that will posses those who do not stick to their commitments (ie: texting back u stupid fucking diabetes dead pancreas headass)

lisa : cheyenne it’s national text your girlfriend back day

cheyenne : Read 8:23 pm

by lisa277 October 15, 2019

national hug day

on october 16 get a hug from whoever wants one

“hey dude it’s national hug day”

by bakacjav October 15, 2019

National Skoog Day

The day where everyone gets a free Skoog is October 27th. Everyone set that date in your calendar.

National Skoog Day saves us $200.

by Skoog Incorporation October 15, 2019

National Hippo Appreciation Day

Boy: Guess what today is?
Girl: What?
Boy: Its National Hippo Appreciation Day!
Girl: Ugh. No one cares about Hippos.
Boy: You really should. You know there going extinct?
Girl: No I didn’t know that!! I guess I should respect Hippos more!

It’s national Hippo appreciation day!

by National Hippo day October 15, 2019

national stfu day

Where you just shut up for once. It’s on every single day of October. Don’t be afraid to zip your lips for once! Step back into your comfort zone! Nows your time to shhhhhhh.

Becky:shhhh
Rex: k. I’ll stfu den. Since it national stfu day

by Okthenwegetit October 15, 2019

National stfu day

Where you just hush your mouth. Wow it’s that easy

Person: wait why is it quite?
Other person: it’s national stfu day? Haven’t you heard?
Person: oh wow very exciting I’ll stfu now!

by Okthenwegetit October 15, 2019