by Omgwhyjustidkanymore July 13, 2024
Get the National Kick a Guy In The Nuts Daymug. When you don’t have anything around and are masturbating, so you grab the nearest shirt off the floor and spread it out across your stomach and nut on it. This is more hygienic and often preferable to the nut sock.
I was going to wear the black tee shirt in my laundry bin, but noticed it was stiff as a rock. It was in fact, used as a nut shirt.
by MattZaddy69 July 30, 2023
Get the nut shirtmug. by Free bird April 20, 2018
Get the nut spellmug. "Dying so good you nut." When an actor has a death scene and as they die they make a dramatic o-face.
by Vampire Man Lover December 3, 2022
Get the Death Nutmug. by Richard Mucus February 7, 2015
Get the Blowin' a nutmug. To burst ones testicle open.
Or to have it flattened like a pancake.
Aka bust a nut.
It would hurt immensely.
Many people think it's for a Male to achieve ejaculation.
This is not to be confused with the term "Bust a nut" which means for a Male to ejaculate either on his own or with the company of one two three or even four or more people.
Busting a nut hurts and usually results in the need for a prosthetic testicle or testicles. If this happens to you and you need both replaced do not go for a set of metal prosthetic testicles as people will hear them clinking from a mile away.
And if your getting your rocks off. Having a root (New Zealand slang for having a fuck). Or giving it to her or him.. and you are really pounding them, other people will hear clunk clunk ting ting dong fong clunk.
You could probably form a song if you hit the right notes.
And this simple definition has turned into a story.
Or to have it flattened like a pancake.
Aka bust a nut.
It would hurt immensely.
Many people think it's for a Male to achieve ejaculation.
This is not to be confused with the term "Bust a nut" which means for a Male to ejaculate either on his own or with the company of one two three or even four or more people.
Busting a nut hurts and usually results in the need for a prosthetic testicle or testicles. If this happens to you and you need both replaced do not go for a set of metal prosthetic testicles as people will hear them clinking from a mile away.
And if your getting your rocks off. Having a root (New Zealand slang for having a fuck). Or giving it to her or him.. and you are really pounding them, other people will hear clunk clunk ting ting dong fong clunk.
You could probably form a song if you hit the right notes.
And this simple definition has turned into a story.
Yo man I bust a nut in the vice the other day.
I Bust a nut open the other day and fcuk it hurt.
I bust my nuts open in a vacuum chamber, I thought it would be fun to see how my testicles would react in a vacuum chamber and now I have metal prosthetics, I can make a song from the clunking while pounding random chicks really hard, they usually leave immediately after and ghost me, so I'll be forever single as no one wants someone who has no nuts.
I Bust a nut open the other day and fcuk it hurt.
I bust my nuts open in a vacuum chamber, I thought it would be fun to see how my testicles would react in a vacuum chamber and now I have metal prosthetics, I can make a song from the clunking while pounding random chicks really hard, they usually leave immediately after and ghost me, so I'll be forever single as no one wants someone who has no nuts.
by Misterr.Man February 18, 2021
Get the Bust a nutmug. Deez nuts, a wonderful joke yet a very true phenomenon, lots of people of really big testicles and the deez nuts joke explains very well how people who how big nuts are humans too.
by Deez Nuts Master November 21, 2021
Get the Deez nutsmug.