When you stick poop on a popsicle stick, freeze it, then after it's done freezing, jack off onto it, then give it to your secret crush.
by Kyle Poosylacker November 23, 2011
Get the Jack Poopsiclemug. by lacky maky December 1, 2022
Get the Jack sparrowmug. An overall funny and kind person. He doesn't know how much I appreciate talking to him and hanging out with him. Jack is kinda cute too. Wholesome dude, cool person. Let's go.
by Imasecretgod:) November 22, 2021
Get the Jackmug. Jack Daniels is the name given to the most powerful being in the Glorb Gigaverse. It is an immortal omnipotent inter-dimensional creature with unlimited powers that is beyond the comprehension of all other beings in the Gigaverse. it can even defeat the mythical Tony Roma. It can take unlimited forms however its most common form is of a strange 7th grader with really bad acne who crawls around on the floor.
"Jack Daniels is so powerful not even the Bulgarian assault robot and Tony Roma combined can defeat him."
by Still water drinker December 12, 2024
Get the Jack Danielsmug. by Yourmomdotcom696 November 27, 2021
Get the Jackmug. The hottest guy you will ever meat. He is super attractive and athletic, he has the biggest DICK ever. Girls dig him and men wanna be him.
by DTX Tweaks February 22, 2022
Get the Jackmug. 