Time Crunching

Time crunching is when you chug a bottle of couch syrup, and see how many times you can masturbate before you pass out!

Has anybody seen John? Yeah he's passed out, he was Time Crunching. Anna walked in the room and said it was a disgusting mess!

by Rockedupmotha September 11, 2010

national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day

national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day is on the 21 of december! go text someone you antisocial fuck.

Hey we havent talked in awhile, did you know it's national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day!?

by st1tch3rs December 21, 2021

chaos times 10

the one who can single handedly stop the Mexican drug cartel, while also drinking hotdog/tuna water. May also be known as Bossman, the unit of pure chaos multiplied by 10.

Person 1: "Did you just here what Bossman did?"
Person 2: "No I didn't, what did he do?"
Person 1: "Chaos times 10."
Person 2: "No fucking way!"

by weaponized waffle iron July 7, 2022

TIME

Tears In My Eyes
/tʌɪm/
Acronym, Adjective

Used to express uncontrollable laughter till the point of crying. Commonly used in conjunction with the 'Loudly Crying Face' emoji.

Dad: I cannot comment on your mother, because cows are sacred in my country.
Son: TIME (T_T)

by RemyBoy92 November 26, 2021

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by Adujasty343 June 14, 2025

they'll do it every time cartoon

reference to a single panel newspaper comic created by Jimmy Halto in fucking 1929 then the cunt died in 1963 and some Mexican "Al Scaduto" continued it till 2008

"they'll do it every time cartoon is a very nice cartoon al capone" said

by Jer Nig September 12, 2019

Demon Time

When your with your homies and your feeling tough.

Jerry: Oh Joe gotta big chop he on demon time.
Shawn: yeah I see that, he’s checking everyone.

by Yayoonurshi February 12, 2025