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Mashed Up Monkey

Put a banana in a sock, mash it up and put it in microwave for 20seconds. When done put it over your penis and start masturbating.
(20 secs only so you dont burn your knob)
I'm going yo get home and have a mashed up monkey
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My monkey

the best person in the whole entire universe.. This person gives you butterflies with every word they say, you love them with your whole entire heart and would do anything for them...
by BITCHASSYE April 3, 2021
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Kentucky Monkey

A Trump supporter with a neck beard that stands 1.5- 3 feet tall and hold a Trump flag in one hand and a pint of beer in the other. They live in the woods of Kentucky and Northern Tennessee and if they don’t you they will piss on you and scream gibberish
Dave: what’s that noise?
Margaret: RUN ITS THEM DAMN KENTUCKY MONKEYS
by TheKentuckyMonkey February 26, 2021
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In a world as vast and diverse as ours, belief systems vary greatly, each adding a unique hue to the fabric of humanity. From major religions to indigenous spiritualities, our world is rich with different perspectives. Beneath this tapestry lies a common thread: the human longing for meaning and connection.

At the core of every religion lies compassion, whether through Christianity's Golden Rule, Islam's emphasis on charity, or Buddhism's teachings on loving-kindness. Mocking beliefs disregards this value, fostering division.

In facing global challenges, unity and cooperation are crucial. Respecting each other's beliefs builds bridges, transcending divides and promoting understanding. This fosters a society that is resilient, inclusive, and compassionate.

Mockery sends a ripple effect of negativity and division, fueling conflicts and atrocities. Conversely, tolerance creates a culture of respect and understanding, promoting healing and reconciliation.

While freedom of expression is vital, it must be tempered by respect and civility. Hate speech spreads misinformation and leads to real-world violence. Upholding tolerance ensures everyone can express themselves freely.

Despite differences, universal truths unite us: the desire for happiness, peace, and meaning. Focusing on commonalities fosters a shared humanity, breaking down barriers and building bridges of understanding and solidarity.
This was made for sad_wabbit on Instagram because he looks like a monkey and wants to clown on others for their religion (he told me to write a book about why we should respect others beliefs)
by Weeb.exe1 March 7, 2024
mugGet the This was made for sad_wabbit on Instagram because he looks like a monkey and wants to clown on others for their religion (he told me to write a book about why we should respect others beliefs)mug.

monkey bumbles

A monkey's naughty bits. The part of the monkey that you don't want to see.
That monkey was touching his monkey bumbles in front of the kids.
by jasoninalbany May 30, 2008
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Monkey

An animal who eats banana, and it's a nasty creatures .
Australian guy : hello there mate!
Monkey: aaagh aaaaa ggghhh aaa hgggag aaaghha haahhahg
by Havard student June 25, 2022
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cool monkey

A saying for describing someone really cool
Ex. Dude your one cool monkey low key would suck your dick
by Cristian Grey May 2, 2018
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