Wool headed stink monkey

Derogatory term for an African American with wool-like curly hair.

“Get this wool headed stink monkey out of my store before it steals any more of my watermelon seeds.”

by CoonCob May 30, 2023

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Drunky Monkey

A mix of bananas, chocolate, and vodka. It doesn’t make you a monkey. Its makes you a drunky piece of shit.

Person 1: Hey, you want a Drunky Monkey?
Person 2: Sure, I am sad and love bananas.

by RCO123 December 24, 2019

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spank the monkey

A fukn children's book you probably never heard of.

Y U freakin' out ppl, its just a book! "Spank the monkey lends a hand"

by xxdickyboyxx August 23, 2020

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Flipping dat monkey

"Flipping monkeys" refers to a spontaneous, bold, and often reckless action taken with little regard for the consequences, similar to a "full send" moment.

1. flip monkeys, bag hunnies, and get moneyyy

2. I am flipping dat monkey right now

by FlippingDatMonkey69 November 2, 2023

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Monkey Roll

A combination of cartwheels and somersaults at high velocity whilst spraying shit within the fecal zone.

Girl:"Omg! What's that guy doing??"

Dude:"He's monkey rolling"

Girl2:"Oh my God I got sprayed by something."

Dude:"I would definitely suggest spitting and not swallowing on this one."

by CockAdoodleDoo!! December 8, 2016

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When one hangs naked from a branch of a tree and does a poo. A variation of this can be two people hanging naked from a branch as well as holding hands and doing a poo. (Can also hang from something else at height eg: mast of boat)

Mate did you see Louis’ monkey poo last night, how did he even climb that high?

by the one and only jerusaphelt April 24, 2022

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