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cum junkie

Cum junkies seem addicted to loads of jism. A cum junkie will do just about anything to ingest their next load. Their joy is derived from swallowing cum and will savour each load by swishing it around in their mouth or gargling it in the back of their throat.

Cum junkies will suck off strangers and service public glory holes. They will take a cock up the ass if it means getting a load inside them but they much prefer eating it. Cum junkies will even suck the cum out of a condom and pay men to empty loads down their throat.

Their lack of control and obsession with cum even over other life events really makes them pathetic losers.
Dude I was walking though the park yesterday and this fucking cum junkie loser was sucking off this random fat sweaty man in the bushes. He gave no fucks about who saw him either
by Jay-1001 January 31, 2025
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cum dump

Cum dumps are extremely passive and prefer to think of themselves as objects, made for men to deposit their loads into. They find joy in knowing that their holes are made useful for the many men that they serve, and will happily let men fuck their ass and throat until their deposit has been made.

A cum dump has no preference as to which hole is used to deposit a load, and is motivated by their utility to men. The more they serve the better they feel.

A cum dump prefers loads to be deposited inside them, but expects – like a city dump – that there will be a lot of loads that are carelessly deposited anywhere on them.

Cum dumps don’t really do anything, merely providing holes for men to use, being useless for much else.
Stevie: "Dude did you see what Hayden did last night? Just starfished all night, while everyone fucked the hell outta him. At one stage his ass was DP'd and someone else was waaaay down his throat. And he just laid there all limp and shit.

Jake: "Yeah Hayden's a fucking cum dump man - useless fucking cum dump"
by Jay-1001 January 31, 2025
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Cum-Dumpster Fire

When someone has been so used up sexually that they've become unbearable to look at.
After years of being passed around every fraternity at the college, Sherry became a real Cum-Dumpster Fire.
by quiet33storm February 2, 2025
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huge dick cum

idk when a blak nigger cums on someone’s face a bit toog oddamn hard..,,,,
shit did this nigger make a huge dick cum

Yes.
by cool man… idk February 3, 2025
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Hitler cum

hitlers cum -mace crawshaw
by Man344 February 3, 2025
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Cum Teaser

Someone who likes to ejaculate on car tyres so that the car can no longer move
My car has been vandalized by the local cum teaser”
by ForthwithAndOnward February 4, 2025
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Cum Teaser

Someone who ejaculates on car tyres in hopes that the car doesn’t move again
My car has been vandalized by the local cum teaser”
by ForthwithAndOnward February 4, 2025
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