new paltz high school

The only highschool in new paltz. Kind of ass tbh just get held back in eighth grade while u still can
Has a vaping problem so bad they had teachers with sign in sheets sit outside bathrooms for a week.

Located on Butt Corners, allegedly Putt Corners but vandalized idk I don’t see it B lunch solos

“Why tf is the high school so small”
“That’s the middle school they decided to put new paltz high school around the corner from a fucking strip mall McDonald’s instead of in town”

by c0rnbreads October 20, 2022

New Zealand

gay australia
(gif below is a gay child kiwi confronting a chad aussie)

dude: bro wanna go to new zealand
bro: no dude those kiwi fucks are just gay aussies

by anonymous December 2, 2020

New Shoreham

A small town on the coast of Block Island. The food there is shit

Joe: “Hey, how was your trip to New Shoreham?”
John: “I got crab from a restaurant. I ended up throwing it up back into the ocean.”

by dylanmacaroni December 1, 2020

New Word

The button you press to submit a new word to this website

I am going to submit a new word to Urban Dictionary

by Cooperlikespizza August 22, 2020

New mommy syndrome

When a woman has her first child and is no longer any fun to hang out with. Makes sure to bring up their child in every conversation no matter the topic.

Person 1: Let’s call Kelly and see if she wants to hang out tonight
Person 2: good luck with that ever since she had that baby she’s had a bad case of new mommy syndrome.

by Dutch Pirate April 19, 2022

New Orleans Salt Shaker

When a female fingers a male's anus as if she were breaking apart salt in a salt shaker

Joe: Bro she took me back and gave me a New Orleans Salt Shaker
Matt: Joe, that's not something you brag about...

by TyPel911 January 24, 2022

New Geneland

The area of the belcher household where gene sleeps in S6 E15 of bobs burgers.

"I just came from new geneland, where you dont need pants."

by MoonPython January 6, 2021