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Finger shui

Mostly for women this is a technique employed to ensure that when a person masturbates they are properly aligned with the furniture arms on the couch potted plants and chi lines. Proper alignment with the redolent chi helps promote more intense orgasms particularly in women.
Finger shui is a technique that really works! Now I've gotta. Figure out a way to get the stains off the couch before my husband gets home!
by 4realazitgits April 5, 2021
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Dirty Finger Dance

when the big booty broad you are dancing with raises her wide hips in the air and continues to wipe her dirty fingers all over the club floor while shakin her money maker.
you: "Did you see me out there with that big booty broad? Man, was she doing the dirty finger dance or what!?"
guy: "Ya, I prematured just watching."
by WET TV May 31, 2011
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The doctor's middle finger

A slang term for opioids, where they are viewed as a doctor's way of giving someone the middle finger. If the doctor can't diagnose a patient's condition, and the patient continues to insist on treatment options in spite of the doctor's reluctance, the doctor may prescribe the patient opioids as a way of simply shutting them up rather than helping them figure out what's wrong. Given the naturally addictive nature of opioid medications, this is often seen as a doctor's way of hurting someone back, often being viewed as the worst-kept secret of American healthcare.
"I recently found out my grandma's death was attributed to an opioid overdose. She'd received the doctor's middle finger over her chronic kidney troubles in 2006, and things were never really the same for her since then."
by Inlovewithabsol January 9, 2023
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Chinese Finger Trap

When two uncircumcised males put their penis tips together rolling each other's foreskin back and forth to the point of ejaculation.
Timmy and jimmy decided to do the Chinese Finger Trap because they were not sons of Abraham
by Stinbot May 11, 2025
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Four Fingers Up

A sign often used by young white teens to signify "dominance" and how cool you are.
Wow! He's so cool because he has Four Fingers Up!
by Dr. Diploma May 2, 2022
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Four fingers up

Four fingers up: Karter is one of the most amazing girls there is and you are surely lucky to have her in your life
by Bananasarek May 15, 2022
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4 Fingers Up

Means you’re in love with men and smash them on the daily
Ex: “Damien threw up 4 Fingers Up in a recent photo “ “ Oh wow he must really love men and smashing them on the daily !”
by Cockinmymouth10293 April 24, 2022
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