double-call

In an era of people always having their phones on do not disturb mode (DND), the need to call twice in 3 minutes to break-through DND

1: I couldn't reach Jack's phone
2: Oh, he probably has his phone on DND while studying. Double-call him

by md.caffeiner October 25, 2022

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Texas double barrel misfire

When you’re pegging your girl from behind and she pisses and shits on you at the same time.

My girl had to go to the bathroom but we fucked anyways which resulted in an unfortunate Texas double barrel misfire.

by Plain ol dumb April 13, 2022

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The Double Black Whammy is considered the negro version of a dick sandwich but when one of the perpetrators falls asleep, the victim (usually white) performs a dick sandwich with a friend, not knowing that The Double Black Whammy even happened.

Gerald: Do you know of the Double Black Whammy.
George: I guess, but it’s just a bunch of coincidences and dick sandwiches. One day I’ll tell you the story of how I dick sandwiched Tyrone last night.
Gerald: Wait? You dick sandwiched Tyrone? His buddy Clyde told me that they dick sandwiched you while you were napping at his place.
George: Oh Shit...

by Cyka with no Blyat July 15, 2019

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Double Gazelka

This is kind of like mooning someone but has much more effect. Take your best buddy and you guys get naked and back to back. Then hook your arms together simply and flip over each other’s backs, exposing the full ass , balls, pecker and whatever else. Picture of That going down the street ,kind of like a carnival trick. I like to do it at funerals for extra effect. Try the double gazelka sometime. You can thank me later.

Dude, let’s pull a double gazelka on these fuckers.

by Chinkles April 25, 2025

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