by Deadtoner4 April 18, 2018
The new generation of douche bags who are writing the definitions for urban dictionary and are being too literal and completely unfunny and should definitely stop adding/editing or should ensure that their entries are humerous
by The Bad Ass Mother Fucker Crit September 07, 2021
Another term for multiple premature ejaculations, generally used as a sexual replacement for the phrase "shooting from the hip."
Alex: "Hey man, how was Stephanie last night?"
Eddy: "Horrible man, I was cumming from the dick and she got really mad. It's not like I could control it, I didn't even know we were going to have sex!"
Eddy: "Horrible man, I was cumming from the dick and she got really mad. It's not like I could control it, I didn't even know we were going to have sex!"
by Iced Cummies January 10, 2021
Pre cum prince , a young man who ejaculates before sticking it in into the jizzing jester.
Gets overly excited before pumping.
Gets overly excited before pumping.
by Gclouds October 15, 2021
The masturbating superhero, he cums everywhere on the walls, he cums to criminals, and has a big shlong.
Guy 1: Look at that chick getting fucked by Cum-Man.
Guy 2: Obviously, he fucks chicks everyday.
Guy 1: The Cum Spray Is Coming!!!
Guy 2: WILL THIS CUM-MAN STOP MASTURBATING!!!!!
Guy 2: Obviously, he fucks chicks everyday.
Guy 1: The Cum Spray Is Coming!!!
Guy 2: WILL THIS CUM-MAN STOP MASTURBATING!!!!!
by Swisswaffle56 February 15, 2024
A rash like irritation that can form on a man's inner leg regions. This irritation formulates due to the man ejaculating semen and allowing it to pool in their inner thigh region, thereby causing irritation as they walk around due to the moist environment and friction.
The irritation or "Cum Rash" clears away after a shower to remove bacteria and adequate drying of the area.
This should not be confused for Semen Allergies.
The irritation or "Cum Rash" clears away after a shower to remove bacteria and adequate drying of the area.
This should not be confused for Semen Allergies.
by PixelDog December 29, 2023
"I crying cummed when I listened to live jet black heart"
"Omg I crying cummed when I heard wrapped around your finger live!"
"Omg I crying cummed when I heard wrapped around your finger live!"
by MGCs'slut January 04, 2024