National Penis Day

National Penis Day is a day where we appreciate all types of penis. Wether it’s small or big, we need to unite our penises together. Whip out that shmeat and let people appreciate it!! It’s occurs every April 13

“Anna isn’t it national penis day?” - Friend

“Yessir, whip out that shlong and let me see it 😩” - Anna

by lovelycock23 April 13, 2020

penis

God's gift to women.

" Engage in sexual intercourse with a woman by excreting inserting your penis into her vagina"- Caucasian male, 50 wearing glasses, white goatie and hoodie as a prank on various newstations.

by helloiseektoinform June 16, 2019

Penis

The male genital organ of higher vertebrates, carrying the duct for the transfer of sperm during copulation. In humans and most other mammals, it consists largely of erectile tissue and serves also for the elimination of urine.

"You have to have a penis to have seggs!"

by penguinisreallygay March 3, 2024

Penis

That thing guys beat till they can't no more December 1st

Bro I beat my penis so much last night

by SayTen101 July 5, 2021

PENIS FART

TEEHEETEEHEE

i want to penis fart on you

by jadenmolinaisapissbaby June 22, 2023

Penis

Mans Penis

I cut my penis off when I was 3.

by Naimu Chan September 7, 2021

Penis

It is sometimes hard,

How is it like having a penis?
It is hard sometimes.
Damn, can i suck yours?

by Pepperoni_pii January 6, 2022