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brown camping

(Derived from brown nosing). The art of living in the bosses arse.
To curry favour by exceedingly sycophantic behavior.
Mark was successfully awarded the overseas project on the merit of his brown camping..
by arsemonkey August 17, 2014
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Partheny Brown

Did you see the Dalton Castle match last night? He is Partheny Brown to the max!!!!
by Mulliwater August 12, 2021
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brown python

a brown python is a way of saying that you are taking a dump/shit in a more polite way
some guy: what you doing?
me: releasing the brown python
by john of god the third junior December 14, 2022
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Code Brown

Code Brown happens when a husband returns to the bed, from the bathroom, having diarrhea and does not realize he has left his underwear off. Once in the bed and his tail pointing towards his sleeping wife, he thinks he needs to fart. Half asleep his releases projectile diarrhea all over his wife, the bed and walls. He wife awakens screaming and gagging. Based on a true story
Her husband upon returning to the bed released an Code Brown all over her and the bed with a foul stench.
by Big Daddy Grinch May 26, 2025
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Brown Bomb

A tantalizing mixture of Regular Cola, Cherry Cola, Dr. Pepper and Root Beer. Best prepared using modern push-button multi-drink machines. Diet/0-calorie versions are usually, but not always, preferred. Often accompanied by a Widowmaker (triple cheeseburger, w/ or w/o bacon).
When ah’m hungry as a ba’r, nothin’ hits the spot like a Widowmaker, large fries ‘n’ a Brown Bomb.
by Johnny Sportcoat April 10, 2021
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brown texting

The act of inserting one of those fancy waterproof cell phones into the anus, and proceeding to send it text messages, thus creating a makeshift anal vibrator.

Also see "pink texting"
Example 1:
Dude 2- "Today my mom asked to borrow my waterproof cell phone. I mentioned she already had one but she demanded that she use mine. When I got it back, I noticed I was in a group chat with my mom's phone and another phone I didn't recognize. There were nothing but blank messages. I'm afraid her pink texting has escalated to simultaneous brown texting.
Dude 1- "Dude, your mom is one horny woman"
by J A Aloysiusz July 14, 2014
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