Being depressed as a mute cat in a box which can't even meow for help
talking with a small voice as a mute cat in a box which can't even be herd
talking with a small voice as a mute cat in a box which can't even be herd
by A random poster January 6, 2023

by killa1991 January 21, 2008

Cat? Cat? if you searched this you're probably very very lonely or are just stupid and don't know what a cat is either or
person: hey what's a cat?
other person: I'm sorry you asking me what a cat is?
person: ya so what is it?
person 2: you dumb fucking retarded ass bitch you don't know what a fucking cat is?
other person: I'm sorry you asking me what a cat is?
person: ya so what is it?
person 2: you dumb fucking retarded ass bitch you don't know what a fucking cat is?
by Kaylee14 December 17, 2020

The baddest, biggest, boss cat ever created. Loves to be brushed and sleep on back. Has a gentle demeanor, watch out he can be an asshole if he dislikes you.
Everyone needs a little Captain toast cat in their life. He’s just a necessity in all persons lives.
by Jus being real January 28, 2018

Similar to the Cat Clause but the cat isn't physically on you.
For example the cat is sleeping next to you, and moving or getting up would disturb it.
For example the cat is sleeping next to you, and moving or getting up would disturb it.
"Sorry I can't get up, my cat is sleeping next to me and if I move it will stop being cute and return to being a menace"
"I can't get out of my room, my cat is sleeping in front of the door and I seem to be in a Cat Clause By Proxy"
"I can't get out of my room, my cat is sleeping in front of the door and I seem to be in a Cat Clause By Proxy"
by Guulagg October 6, 2024

Angry Exclaimation.
by Sndromofadwn March 7, 2011

an extreme hangover which makes you feel like your stomach is infact dancing a merry jig and trying to escape from your mouth and/or chest much like in aliens.
"ahhhhh man i feel like ass i cant hack this car ride meet me at cats in need"
"I feel so fuckin cats in need somebody get me a resolve"
"ahhhhhhhh i felt so cats in need last nite had to go vomit till the early hours"
"I feel so fuckin cats in need somebody get me a resolve"
"ahhhhhhhh i felt so cats in need last nite had to go vomit till the early hours"
by Robin Pierce April 6, 2008
