When you get a new pair of socks and then hop in the shower after taking them off only to see the fuzzy bits from inside running off your toes into the drain
by KingAlban December 25, 2022
Get the New Sock Syndromemug. 
New Vooperis is a planet rules by the Royal Council but is under jurisdiction of the United Federations. The best place to go to get a girlfriend and then find out she's a goddess wanting to take over the world, its also a good place to die... Did I mention a its a good place to do some tourism? No... Probably cause it isnt
The people: New Vooperis is a corrupt Federation that should be brought down.
Government: if you hate us so much we arrange to have you hanged
Government: if you hate us so much we arrange to have you hanged
by Vooperia Foundation October 6, 2020
Get the New Vooperismug. If a new friend thinks you should replace your old friends with new ones by meeting new friends, they're not much of a friend, which makes you wonder why they keep on pretending to be. The same goes for anything new, a new guard, a new order, a new normal, or a new world. The old dysfunctional world was good enough (real enough) as it was, and may never be as good as it was again (meanwhile people that want to benefit off a "new normal" such as a new guard try and tell you that things will be better at the end of the tunnel they put everybody in as a social experiment, all to lock down everybody's town with lies).
New friends are people you haven't known a long time, therefore you have no reason to trust anybody that tries to call themself your new friends. Anybody can pretend to be your friend, some can do it for years, so why would anybody want to replace the old with the new, whether it be friends or anything else in life? Because somebody else convinced them (manipulated them into) thinking it was a good idea?
by The Original Agahnim January 17, 2022
Get the New friendsmug. by innocent_person May 12, 2022
Get the reading news onlinemug. New-soul is a subgenre of R&B music, very close to neo-soul. New-soul features more traditional jazz elements such as scatting and improvised solos. The music takes the improvisational aspect of jazz, the yearning of R&B, the feel of neo-soul, and the groove of funk to create an entirely new genre.
This style was first discovered in 2021 by singer and songwriter, AIA.
This style was first discovered in 2021 by singer and songwriter, AIA.
by aridiosa May 17, 2022
Get the New-Soulmug. A novel condition in which the sufferer looks upon approaching human beings as threats, just for breathing, and wants them to burn in hell.
What was this moron, this utter fool, coming toward her with his mouth covered and his fucking nostrils exposed?! He was human scum, a killer, and the sight of him filled her with revulsion. At one time she might have found him attractive. But now? Now she wanted to smash him, hard, but that would entail proximity, the last thing she'd ever want to share with another person. She knew she'd contracted The New Misanthropy, but it was a damn sight better than Covid.
by Monkey's Dad February 10, 2021
Get the The New Misanthropymug.