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Hotness Distortion Coefficient

The degree of inaccurate portrayal in the attractiveness of a woman by pictures of them posted online, typically by the said woman or her friends on sites like facebook. Due to the hotness distortion coefficient, a picture could be an inaccurate gauge of how hot a woman is if you have never met the woman in question irl. The decimal approximation for the value of the HDC is ±1.273
EQUATION TO DETERMINE HOTNESS:
Hotness distortion coefficient(face+tits+ass+overall body shape-fat)/5
=predicted attractiveness based on picture

*all values (eg face, tits, etc.) are taken out of the classic scale of 10
by Dr Grammar December 17, 2011
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Bloody Hot Dog

When you leak blood on someones penis and then a girl sucks it off.
Brandon: Yo Eric that girl just gave Andrew a bloody Hot dog.
Eric: Damn i want that by Ashley
by ashhhhhishhot March 7, 2011
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Hot Dog College

A College or University where the student populous consists of a majority of idiots. There may be a few intellectual individuals, students or professors, on campus but that's all you get.

Many colleges and universities across the nation are Hot Dog Colleges indeed because anyone who can sleaze there way through high school can get in. Nobody really learns anything there.
Bill: I'm going to MSU! They accepted and I didn't even apply!

Ted: Any hot dog can get into that Hot Dog College!
by HDC attendent July 21, 2011
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hot protein injection

I felt so bad for her she hadn't eaten in days so I let her suck my cock and I gave her a hot protein injection (HPI).

Oh man she was working my dick like nobodys business so I held back as long as I could till I gave her my hot protein injection.
by Larryboston November 27, 2011
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Hot Italian Sausage

When the head of ones penis is inside the foreskin of another's penis.
Susan Boyle was looking for something to do on Craigslist yesterday. She found 2 Gay men looking for someone to eat their hot italian sausage
by Huge Sack June 23, 2011
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Hot n sloppy

Hot dog and sloppy joe together on a hot dog roll
I ate a hot n sloppy with ketchup and mustard at the barbeque.
by redsoxtimmy September 9, 2011
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Hot Donald Trump

(Noun) - Human fecal matter found desposited in the cup of one of the 18 holes at a Trump-branded golf course .
"Dude, I bridied the first hole at the Trump National in LA, and when I reached down to get my ball I realized someone had dropped a Hot Donald Trump in the cup."
by Hot Franklin January 31, 2021
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