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National Grab Ass Day

On September 9-10, every year, it is National Grab-Ass Day.

Male or female, taken or single, prepare to have your ass grabbed.
"Why did you grab my ass?!"

"It's National Grab Ass Day."
by guyonlinethatsdefiningstuff September 9, 2019
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National talk day

National {talk}day you talk a lot have fun with it make up new words
National talk day I talk all day time to talk
by Yearyee September 9, 2019
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National hug day

A day that is on no other than March 25th
Hey did you know its national hug day?

NO?
*gives hugs*
by KARENsaPhattHo September 10, 2019
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National grab dick day

on September 12 every year, girls celebrate national grab dick day!! grab a guys dick on that day. CHALLENGE YOUR FRIENDS, who can grab the most dicks in one day.
by Flashes00 September 11, 2019
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Similar to the infamous "reverse identity theft" strategy that a dishonest/selfish person uses in an attempt to avoid responsibility/prosecution for a crime that he did indeed commit, this type of sleazeball irrelevantly mentions the National "Do Not Call" Registry anytime he wishes to avoid having to deal with business/complaints which the local authorities or other 100%-legitimate parties have phoned him about and are attempting to discuss with him.
A National "Do Not Call" List abuser pretends that he honestly believes that any caller whom he doesn't want to talk to (cops, angry neighbors/businessmen, bill/tax-collectors, etc.) is just a nameless telemarketer in disguise, and who is merely posing as the real authority-figure who actually **is** needing to discuss some urgent/serious matter with him. This "Excuse me, but I don't believe that you're really ___; I suspect that you're just claiming that in an attempt to sell me something or pressure me into listening to your long-winded/hard-sell sales-pitch. I am on the National 'Do Not Call' list; please remove my name from your mailing-list" strategy can often be surprisingly effective, especially since many telemarketers and crank-callers actually **do** falsely identify themselves as a wronged individual or authority-figure in an attempt to compel the person whom they call to listen to them and/or be upset/intimidated, and so it is indeed conceivable that someone might automatically suspect that the unwelcome caller was merely an impersonator, especially if the person answering the phone had supposedly been of innocent mind and therefore had not expected to be contacted by anyone in authority.
by QuacksO December 17, 2017
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Multiple Nationality Disorder

A severe mental disorder that makes a person speak in different accents at random times. One minute they are British, and right in the middle of a sentence, suddenly they become Dutch.
Dude, I think that chick Amber has Multiple Nationality Disorder. One second she’s Asian, and then Mexican. It’s weird.
by UncleGubGubGubsy April 22, 2018
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the red nation

Another way of saying a woman’s (or man’s) period/menstral cycle.
“Oh great the red nation has attacked-!”
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