Tina come get some ham

When you want the fat lard to come get some dinner. You invite Tina to get some ham, hoping she will gratefully accept the invitation.
Luke: "Hey Tina come get some ham!"
Tina: " mmmm... ham, I am a fat lard."
by JohnnyEye January 24, 2018
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it’s a latvian saying when you feel extra horny and you really want to fuck.
Katrina : Shit I want to get fucked by jekabs.
Samantha : OMG me too!
by katrinasex February 13, 2019
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A person who has expressed a liking for you, and who you could (If you are a Virgin) shag if you wanted to, but you feel that:
a) You could do better than that person
b) Don't particularly trust them to take your virginity
c) They're a slut/whore/slag
Dave: "Hey, Mike, How'd things go with you and Katie go last night? I saw you walking upstairs with her..."
Mike: "Haha, not much, dude. We talked for ages but I think she's gonna be my "Get out of virginity free card" for a while"
by Mallowman87 March 02, 2008
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how do i get a girlfriend

To get a girlfriend you have to NOT be a God damm fuckin retarded ass bitch person
Hey dude how do I get a girlfriend?

Idk how bout you stop being a fucking retard
by Boipi February 24, 2021
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Get your ass over here

When someone says “Get your ass over here”, you don’t just see a butt there, you are there. In short, your ass is you.
Mother: Timmy, you better get your ass over here
*timmy goes to his mother*
by unknownchildslave October 02, 2020
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Can I PLEASE get a waffle

A VERY iconic vine and it's lit
Can I PLEASE get a waffle!?!? Can I PLEEEEAAAAASSSSEEEEE get a waffle!!!!!!!!!
by hannahisthebest04 June 26, 2018
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Can i get my visa

Its what some stupid spanish kids say in the "Popular Song" known as Its Everyday Bro. The are saying some random shit in spanish but after they say "Se Llama Donald Trump" a few lines after their stupid spanish mumbo jumbo they say "Can I Get My Visa" mocking the Trump administrations immigration policy.
Se Llama Donald Trump, Can I Get My Visa
by HarryPubicPotter June 21, 2017
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